Ladies!
Arise and rejoice! After over a year of an unfortunately necessitated hiatus, your time, nay, OUR time, has come again!
To recap, in the intended year long Veggiesaur program, we delved into the deep, scientific underbelly of the gym, diet, exercise, and all the science in between. However, due to unforeseen circumstance, we had only managed to breech the five month mark of Ramadan. Those loyal to the cause followed up with me privately, continuing their varied and separate journeys of building mass, burning fat, and chiseling abs.
But what of the droves? The voiceless loyal? Indeed, I have led you all astray, in the thundering maelstrom of graduating medical school, pursuing a career and all that it entailed, I had fallen off the radar.
No longer! For now, the dawn comes anew, and with it, we shall conquer the remaining eight months of our journey. Later this week, I shall post the regimen for months six through eight.
I implore those who were once loyal to me, to rally under my banner. We shall once again dominate the health circuit.
My results speak truth, nay, the sword of tried and tested science speaks truth, and it shall glisten again with the sweat of thine brow!
WE are the weight watchers on the wall, a wall that has long impeded the dark armies of fat, sloth, procrastination and demotivation.
Brothers and sisters in arms, harken to me!